BSOD
The wisdom of Microsoft: If there’s something wrong with even one teeny weeny piece of hardware you got there, we will irritate you by ceaselessly restarting your computer, and if you want extra information, you need to have at least the intelligence of a rocket scientist to be able to change your settings so that a blue screen would appear. Now this blue screen, or what the internet community now nickname the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD), it’s a wonderful piece of technology. It tells you that there’s SOMETHING WRONG with your computer, but of course, you know that already. So you shall spend endless hours testing each and every single piece of hardware you have in that pathetic computer you have there until you realise it doesn’t make economic sense to be spending hundreds of man hours troubleshooting and getting a good wig to replace the hair you have ripped out that you will buy a new computer. Which makes us very happy.
And don’t even think about getting an Apple.
